Pilot Deployed Chum Bots
Pilots, consider the following scenario: Your passenger plane is crashing into the ocean. You are terrified; you know that there’s a 99.9999996% chance that the people on board who do not die on impact will suffer a slow and painful drowning. THEN, you passionately deploy your fleet of RD4T Chum Bots, and rest assured that everyone on your plane will have a speedy and relatively less painful death*!
Here’s how our EXCITING system works:
The Chum Bots, cleverly crafted to look like frantic baby seals, surround the crash site moments before your impact. Filled with the most potent chum available, they dispense scents irresistible to predators from their patented Chum Vents. Instantly, EVERY nearby shark is drawn to their presence. Within 4.325 minutes, hundreds of angry sharks will be in your plane’s vicinity, ready to give your passengers a death that their grandchildren would be proud of.
* results may vary
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