Homeless Person Collection Robot
Homeless humans lacking necessary nutrition must initiate their stand-by sequences on the benches, sidewalks, entrance ways of modern urban environments. In the name of civic duty we must find and re-locate these individuals.
The HCR100 crawls urban environments identifying and collecting homeless humans with vitals performing at sub-sufficient levels. After sanitizing them with Febreze, it gently lifts targets into the receptacle and transports them to the nearest homeless human protection center. The HCR can retain and transport up to 460 kilograms or 8 adult males.
Should the unit’s battery power be unable to reach the nearest protection center, GPS will guide it to the nearest Starbucks Beverage Purveyor or a location suitably distant from the city limits.
Customer, if there are any optimizations to this design that would help to solve your specific homeless person collection needs, please submit them below for our consideration.
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October 26th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
stink vents!
October 29th, 2008 at 11:09 am
The bum on my train yesterday morning could have used some of that febreeze..